by Gary Ingram…Are Italian steers and other animals better than those of any other country in the world? Do they get a special diet of spaghetti and Chianti instead of hay and water?
by Gary Ingram…I got a pacemaker. After leaving the hospital, my question was: How long before I feel normal again? I discovered the answer to that question is not the same for everyone and – at least for me – it wasn’t what I wanted to hear.
Today, this same line is used by millions of us Boomers in Starbucks and bars everywhere, only instead of a toy, we are referring to a new hip or knee, a new kind of medication or, in my case, a new pacemaker/defibrillator.
Recently I discovered that rebuilding cars is a great metaphor for my life today. A few years ago, I discovered I had a heart valve problem. Being a car guy, I liken my heart valves to the valves in a car engine.
As my readers know, whatever questions or random thoughts come to my mind on any given day can become a topic for this blog. Today I am thinking about my recent stint in the “Horse Pital” – which is “hospital” for those who don’t speak “Gary”. I just got my invoice and I have MANY questions.
When I went to fill up my truck with gas yesterday, I was surprised by an invitation posted on every pump.
It’s that time of year. Every store has its Halloween candy, signs with spooks, goblins, skeletons, witches and jack-o-lanterns on them. There are big blow-up black cats, giant pumpkins and every imaginable costume. And this is just at 7-11 stores.
As you know, I am the Chief of Questions. That doesn’t mean all the questions I pose actually come from me. I like to ponder the questions everyone else has too. That made me think that some or all of you may have questions you would like to ask our Boomer audience.
Whatever happened to news? What has become of national news?Do we really need to know that a state governor was locked out of her home in her bathrobe while she saw her child off to school? Do we need to know that Justin Bieber has grown a mustache?
Back in the mid-50’s, I was learning arithmetic – the basics of math. You know – add, subtract, multiply, divide. In the 60’s, I learned the harder stuff – fractions, percentages, algebra, geometry – all of which was part of going to high school.
As we age, many things run through our minds. In my experience, some of those things are good, some are bad and most of them probably fit in the middle somewhere. A big question in the middle realm for me, because it’s not good and not bad, is: What happens to us after death?
I know John Mayer supposedly wrote the song about Taylor Swift. But the video?
We have drugs or wellness products for just about everything these days – polio vaccines, hair loss products, steroids, cancer, male enhancement, antioxidants, hormones. I’d like to ask, “Where is the drug to boost our common sense?”
The newest fitness sensation is “Prancercise,” which is a type of workout using ankle weights and jogging like a horse prances.